Drug Tests: The What, How, and the Unexpected
Think of this. You’ve snagged that ideal job. You are super nervous, everything all over the place. than to brew a cup of their daily cup of coffee. “Does caffeine count?. Just curious!” Stories have it that drug test have a habit of surprising us, the same way not expecting to find a little somethin’ somethin’ in grandma’s annual fruitcake.
The opinions on Drug tests are far and wide, while a few people see them as a way of being watched, others feel its compulsory for Safety reasons. Be it jobs, sports, schools, rehabs, or even reality TV. It’s all G.
It’s like diving into a detectives hand book reading the science behind them, Urine, hair, saliva and blood this time around not for a magical potion but the basic elements used. Urine, is never doing nothing, always giving the game away, like a bodiless ghost or some annoying neighbor at a party that never shuts.
Although errors do occur. And sometimes weird ones too. False positives rise from time to time creating a huge debate onset on pineapple topping. Things like Poppy sated or even medication from the doctors can disrupt the do Hair however tells tales of the months gone, but all very frighteningly so.
They have their quirks. Yup! Poppy seeds and prescribed meds could pull a sneaky one on us. Some substances are known to pull off a disappearing act, they get high and we take the fall.
There are also brighter sides to how quicker and easier the tests are today- Home kits anyone? But let there be not tales of our misfortunes. The day Tom tried to have his Fido’s sample exchanged with his. That was his idea of being smart I guess.
Drug tests aren’t the enemy they seem to be in this story. They are very necessary but with equality and transparency applied. A touch of humor and honesty can balance out enforcement and support for us. As we make our journey to the depths of drug testing, adding a little cheer and lightening the mood wouldn’t be a bad idea. You can chuckle at humor by asking the tester if coffee is a performance enhancer sometimes, you never know.